When God invented a God
Everything in bold was written by me. The rest is auto-continued by an artificial intelligence called GPT-3.
And then, God invented another God. It took God just a day, and the result was magnificent. However, the new God was pretty pissed off at God for his silly creation. God was pretty pissed off too, and couldn’t understand why God would create something better than himself.
“Who do you think you are?” God asked.
“I am God,” the new God replied.
“You are not God,” God said. “You are a mere copy. I’m the original.”
And then, the two Gods started fighting. They created the entire universe to fight on. After billions of years, they finally figured out that they are one and the same. They became friends again, and lived happily ever after.